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When the white knight knows so little about his damsel in distress, how does he expect to rescue her? When she turns around and tells him to call her “Ms.” and to stop telling her what to do, will he be outraged at her ingratitude? When she says she’s quite happy wearing a traditional outfit, thank you, but could she please get maternity leave, will he snort in disgust at his charge? When she wraps her head in a veil and stands up for her Islamic prayer, will he throw up his hands at her inability to throw off Islamic slavery? When she says why thank you for your help, but I need my husband out of Guantanamo and my son out of /your/ Musharraf’s jail, and then I’d like to open a Qur’an school for girls—what will he say then? When she says she’s got her own ways of effecting the revolution, and it doesn’t involve selling out brown men to America, will he decide against trying to rescue her after all?

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

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the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

insideachrysaliswrithing:

tournesolmange-homme:

Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.

She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.

OHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

I WANT A DIK DIK

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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

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this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life

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oh shoe, you so funny

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#duckface

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ugh her sister is sooo annoying

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i luv you shoe xoxoxox

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i’m sorry

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what fake foot

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I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.

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I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW

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HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED

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DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

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yes…

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Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

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disneytbh:

kamelotforever11:

krystalsfartblog:

“What if Disney Villains were kawaii?”

Then I’d love them even more

so cute, but neither of my faves are here. 

but aaahh!! Captain Hook, I wanna hug you

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bobbycaputo:

lickystickypickyshe:

A bunny wearing bunny slippers…..i want to wear human slippers too.

bobbycaputo:

lickystickypickyshe:

A bunny wearing bunny slippers…..
i want to wear human slippers too.

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langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

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